Runner Dating App???

Since leaving my ex-husband 5 years ago, I’ve had my share of dating experiences either in the “real world” or the “virtual world.”  A lot of people don’t like to admit using an online dating website.  I will admit, at the beginning, I was hesitant to admit it myself.  But, honestly, as a full-time working, single mom….when am I going to get the chance to get out of the house and meet new people??  Or at least males that are taller than 3 feet and don’t laugh at fart jokes all the time??  I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the whole online dating atmosphere and what it’s like to complete the questionnaires and weed out the men/women you know you aren’t interested, etc.  I thought it would be pretty cool to have a dating website out there for runners.  I mean, they’ve got one for FARMERS!!!  Why not us?!?!?

Just for giggles, I’ve come up with a list of questions for my imagined Runners Dating App! šŸ™‚  Feel free to read, enjoy, laugh and send me some of your suggestions!!

  • How many miles do you average in a week?
  • Do you wear the race shirt on race day?
  • Have you ever DNFd?
    • Follow up question, Do you know what DNF stands for?
  • Have you gone to the bathroom in someone’s backyard?
    • Follow up question, Have you been caught?
  • Do you have all your toenails?
  • Do you like to drink and run?
  • Would you pass on meeting someone to get a run in?
  • Have you ever run naked?
  • Do you wear costumes for theme races?
  • Would you still take a hug from someone who just ran 10 miles?
  • Have you been known to get up at 5am to run cause you don’t want to feel guilty leaving him/her alone in bed the morning after?
  • Gels or Chews?
  • Gatorade or Nuun?
  • Is beer an acceptable post-run beverage?
  • How many pairs of running shoes do you own?
  • Handheld, fuel belt or none?

Thanks to my running friends for their ideas and input! šŸ™‚ And I have discovered in the meantime that there actually is a dating website for runners! Running Singles Take a look! 


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